Why men are generally happy!!
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Our last name stays put.
The garage is all ours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
(I'd venture to say if men had to give birth, the population of mankind would dwindle)
You wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
(Hell, I have no concept of what that would be like. I go through at least three an hour)
Phone conversations over in 30 seconds.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
(Yeah, women are usually in the state of shock when you guys are thoughtful)
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Two pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
(OMG! I know someone just like this)
The same hairstyle lasts for years until it thins out.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
(It's been said, men grow older, they don't necessarily mature)
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
(Only if you're unattached :D)
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
