Dancing with the Stars New Cast Announced and I'm Posting About Suicide?????

avilo said 'There's always hope" and sure enough, the new cast of DWTS is announced. Frankly, I think avilo misread or misinterpreted or whatever he does that causes me to get "my panties in a knot" like he says. Frankly, I think he does it intentionally to watch me QQ. *sighs*

There were rumors on Twitter earlier that the new cast was announced and it was wrong, so I don't know if this is reliable; however, I'm going to post it anyway.

Rickie Lake - She stared in Hairspray, a musical, when she was a fatty. So she
knows how to dance.

Rob Kardashian - You mean to tell me there's a brother in the tribe?

Chaz Bono - The sweet little daughter of Sonny and Cher, who is now a son.

Kristin Cavallari - Don't know her, but guess she's from The Hills.

Chynna Phillips - The daughter of Michelle Phillips from the 70s group Mamas
and Papas and vocalist in the group Wilson Phillips.

David Arquette - Wasn't he married to Courtney Cox?

Elisabetta Canalis - Didn't she used to be with George (I think I'm so hot) Clooney?

Nancy Grace - You've gotta worry about anyone with two first names. Heard she's a
news anchor.

Hope Solis - No, in the U.S. Soccer isn't considered football. Where are all the
football players this season?

Ron Artest - L.A. Lakers dude.

J.R. Martinez - Actor from All My Children. Is that still on the air?

Carson Kressley - Actor

With the exception of Ricky Lake, Chaz Bono, and Chynna Phillips, guess I'm going to have to get to know all the rest of cast as the season progresses.